January 2010
38 posts
oreos and cake icing...mmmmmm :)
ugh! so good to see the girls this weekend, its definitely been a while.
lol.
just had the most legit battle ever. it involved apples being chucked, knives covered in cake icing , static guard being spayed in the eyes ,and chairs being tossed, …dont forget the shaving cream !
:)
“You spit in the fucking sink again I’ll kick your fucking balls to your fucking...”
– My step dad. I spit in the kitchen sink. (via appletrick)
LMAO!!!
i get my gums cut out tomorrow...heheheh im so...
My family is so fucking bad ass!
thats wednesday for yah !
aernt grandma’s supposed to be sweet and innocent? bake you cookies and tell you about the gold ole’dya swhen they wore snow shoes and had to treck up mountains to get to school with their books tied with string?
well apparently all my grandma does is trap me in northern reflections( which by the way smeels like moth fucking balls, and ass flavour perfume) and tell me how my parents...
i wish i had a fucking boat.
when you hear the words drivers ed, you tend to have bile in your throat.
but my class is actually legit.
friday is my last day on this earth. tubbles and i have a bet going to see who can kill who first.
i think we know the clear winner in this battle .
in a fuckin rut.. nice!
it's such a waste that adam lambert is gay.
(via foreverandalways)
for the longest time i legit thought he was a girl. he’s pretty though :) lol
i hope ashley dies club
foreverandalways:
i will ask chad for a free t-shirt considering all the photos/memories i have of ashley. :)
:) your a bitch lol and pretty sure they aernt free. they need the proceeds to go to renting the bus for the finale. lol last day of senior year your all piling on a bus and hitting me. ,… i CANT WAIT!!! lmAO
just saw the commercial for valentine's day. i'm...
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hoesoverbros:
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roadtripsandplaylists:
(via foreverandalways)
i’m going the eff with you!!
sydney.. you’ve warmed my heart with you’re willingness to be my date to the movies. be my valentine?
you maneater! you already asked to be my valentine :( and obviously im comnig with you....
just saw the commercial for valentine's day. i'm...
foreverandalways:
hoesoverbros:
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roadtripsandplaylists:
(via foreverandalways)
i’m going the eff with you!!
sydney.. you’ve warmed my heart with you’re willingness to be my date to the movies. be my valentine?
you maneater! you already asked to be my valentine :( and obviously im comnig with you. like a jubilee of good actors is in...
just saw the commercial for valentine's day. i'm...
foreverandalways:
hoesoverbros:
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roadtripsandplaylists:
(via foreverandalways)
i’m going the eff with you!!
sydney.. you’ve warmed my heart with you’re willingness to be my date to the movies. be my valentine?
you maneater! you already asked to be my valentine :( and obviously im comnig with you. like a jubilee of good actors is in it. plus it wont depress us or...
just saw the commercial for valentine's day. i'm...
foreverandalways:
roadtripsandplaylists:
(via foreverandalways)
i’m going the eff with you!!
sydney.. you’ve warmed my heart with you’re willingness to be my date to the movies. be my valentine?
you maneater! you already asked to be my valentine :( and obviously im comnig with you. like a jubilee of good actors is in it. plus it wont depress us or anything ;) lol
my dad's perverted dinosaur of a coworker just...
“If I was interested in entertaining a bunch of retards, I’d go down to Wal-Mart...”
– Jesus (to a heckler who told him that his water into wine trick was only okay.) (via tomoatmeal) (via foreverandalways)
your love is my drug
lifes been getting better. i learned to not give two shits, to do what i want cause who fucking cares, and because this will all be gone one day. who wants to regret what you didnt have the balls to do?
“ashley:”oh, no ill clean the bathroom, i dont mind”
sara:”are...”
– being nice gets you shit on evreytime. literally.
i can't be bothered to take care of my petville...
roadtripsandplaylists:
(via afunnykindofreality)
i friggen know right. they have no effing loyalty.
they think they have it so effing bad, but just wait til they get to the pound. chlymidia aint crawling back covered in the dingies. that shit ddont fly..
you can go from hoping day in and day out for...
confused as shit = MY LIFE!
why do boys do this?
do you feel like your going to barf? your somach is going to explode with butterflies? you cant stop shaking?
..all of the above.
“me: it smells like farts in here.
I HATE FARTS!”
– its like fucking retards are us in this house.
champ hef.
stephanie bet me i couldnt eat 2 big macs, 2 medium fries, and 2 medium drinks. all with no breaks and an hour time limit.
but i did. i am now 15$ richer.
The worst mistakes make the best...
“Guys are such twatsicles because they tend to be blind @ what’s right in front...”
– anything and everything
@findingherway
apeapeape:
Guys are such twatsicles because they tend to be blind @ what’s right in front of them, a wonderful girl. Either that or they’re so full of themselves that they think their shit don’t stank and don’t care if they crush feelings like mini caterpillars. Either way, never let a guy get you down because most of the time, they aren’t worth it. And the ones who are worth it, never hurt you...
“So never refuse an invitation, never resist the unfamiliar, never fail to be...”
– The Beach
“I think I was already dead before you got here, but I woke up when I heard your...”
– chip :(
you disgust me.
woud you want to shop at a store when you know they will make exchanges on underwear and put it back out for sale?
i dont want crabs so, i personally wouldnt.
next time could you please not bring in your lil grandma and have her cry and tell me how horrible i am for doing my job?
that would be appreciated, A hole.
tisen ritter wannabe with eyepatch ... i know you...