December 2008
17 posts
Dirty Dancing Havanah nights
me: see he's hot!
alanah: omg hes so ugly. why does he look so weird?
me: he's cuban! you bitch!
HOT DAMN! mark wahlberg...
there’s a reason why they gave him the name bob lee SWAYGER in the movie shooter. cause HOT DAMN when he walks you want to cry thats how amazing and hot it is! And In max payne..he bring da payne…to my eyes cause theres too much beauty for one person to look at.
Alanah
there. are you happy? i fixed it.
boys are dumb.
“ adam: ashley..cani ask you something really important?
Me: (scared look) sure….
Adam: are you a girl?
Me: (looking hurt). yes
Adam: my moms a girl too
Me: ya
Adam: But im just a boy(looks sad)
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Adam: why are you laughing at me?
Me: im not( as i try not to laugh) Adam
i wil never have children.
“ Adam: ashley can you hold this for me?(holding a booger on his finger)
Me: *gag* ……ummmm
Me: (runs for a napkin) here.
Adam: (puts it in the napkin) thanks:)
Me: *GAG*!!!! (puts it in the trash)
Cant beat me bitch!
Dad: ashley go shovel the lane way
Me: after complaining i will shovel your fricken snow when im done my cheerios.Calm down you spaz
Dad: DONT CALL ME A SPAZ
Me: then dont be one!
(after shoveling)
Dad: why are these on the table? get rid of them.
Me: your right there?!
Dad: but i didnt put them there
Me: and i didnt put the snow outside..YOU STILL MADE ME SHOVEL IT!
HAHAHAHAHAH
Dad: neither did i
Me: stop trying to beat me. its impossible.
“Your stomach is so flat the walls are jealous!”
– bananas sutherland
alter ego.
weekends are like crack. i tend to go off my hinge and start being really hyper and blurting out things that are so random like I LIKE BANANAS!!!!!! and then running away.i could legally be diagnoed with a mental disease. its noncureable. things like u need to boot it down the hallway and plow right into that wall.Or that i need to go and randomly scream in someones face and then hit them in...
“Im pissed at him. If this was him (points to a straw) I would not be sucking it.”
– bananas sutherland.
!
so i went to the basement fridge to get a drink.. when i come back upsatirs my dad decides to crouch down on the other side of the dishwasher where i cant seee hiim.. as i walk around the dishwasher.. he grabs ahold of my ankle and screams.i fell to the floor after shaking like i was having a seisure. then i almost went into tears and almost peed my pants from being so scared.
The other day...
SnowDays...
everyone knows that feeling when u wake up and its a snow day…ITS AWESOME!!! but one thing that sucks .ALOT is when u wake up after a long night casue you heard that it was supposed to be a snowday..you look out your window to see the snow and what do you see? you see a Fucking clear road of no snow. then a couple thoughts run through your head like….. i am going to go and slash the...
I am a violent person....Watch out!!!!!
so sometimes i have this urge to just turn aroound and punh people. like when something is bothering me ..like when i find out the guy i like dosent sharethose same feelings just wanna junk punch them and be like….u know why!!!!!!! or when someone is walking really slow in the hallway and ur trying to get there at a not so turtley pace i just wanna be like T-T-Today junior! and punch them...
Im in LOVE with fantasy characters
so ya i cant find a guy on my own so…. i resort to reading books that make me feel even worse about my life. For Example: Twilight…. now without this book i would be a dead person. EDWARD CULLEN is the most awesomest, hotest and all around #1 guy on the PLANET!!! When i was reading the twilight saga i didnt leave my room for a whole weekend while i was reading them..The book controled...
luckity, luck, luck..i have none.
so i have like THE worst luck in the world! im suprised that i have friends.. people are afraid for their lives when they are around me. they fear getting hit by a bus! like were walking to lunch chattin away and then BAM! a big yellow thing comes out of nowhere and plows into people. Grade 9….we were standin around at lunch talking and have some fun times when WOOSH! an effing frisbee comes...
“I try not to talk to Andrew Deryk..but he follows me.”
– banana’s sutherland
“Imagine if he put his head against that window? There would be a smear of grease...”
– ASHLEY